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War On Christmas

by Captains of the Head

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Recorded December 2020 @ The Royal Flush Studios
Engineered by Mark Paul

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There’s a war on Christmas between the left and the right
Now you can’t cheer on Rudolph or sing Silent Night
Old ladies can’t get run over by a Reindeer
So we’ll celebrate by saying C-Word this year

The smell of C-word just drifts through the house
While no one was stirring, not even a mouse

With all the family here, C-word can get hairy
But that’s how it goes when it’s C-word you’re sharing.

We all love C-word, no matter where you’re from
Nothing makes me think of C-Word like a picture of mom

No one works harder than our grandma, so dear
But even grandpa had a hand in C-word this year

There’s nothing like C-word to make you want to eat
There’s candy in stockings & cream pies as a treat

I like C-word in the morning and c-word at night
I’ll eat a big C-word dinner and my pants will get tight

If you celebrate C-word, you never can lose
And if you’re a good girl, you’ll get a big C-word goose

May your C-word be filled with my tasty egg nog
After getting real warm from my burning Yule log

If you have the time off, here’s an idea that’s neat
Hop on a plane and take your C-word to the beach

Don’t ruin your C-word with a bunch of kids
You can adopt a whole family buy them some gifts

On December 24th Santa pulls off stunt
He delivers the toys to put in your C-word

Every C-word Eve, Santa leaves the North Pole
To bring you a big dildo for your big C-word hole

Merry C-Word to all and to all a good night
May your C-word be big and full of delight

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released December 24, 2020
Capt. Don River - mandolin, vox
Capt. Gar Density - accordion, vox
Capt. Rod Chesterhills - guitar, vox

Written by Capt. Don River with a little help from 1st Petty Officer Janet Slunch.

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Captains Of The Head Detroit, Michigan

Captains of the Head hail from Detroit. They sing rough songs about rough men, rough seas, and loose women. In the maritime folk tradition, they pay tribute to other x-rated singers such as Salty Dick, Oscar Brand, and John Valby. They are on a voyage to keep the sea shanty tradition alive, leaving no cunt unturned. ... more

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