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Hedonism, Too

from New Directions by Captains of the Head

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Written by Mark Paul

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I said to my wife one day
Why don't we sail away
Take a trip on a cruise ship
And head the Caribbean’s way

All the while I had plan
While in that tropic land
To swap my wife for the wife
Of a like minded man

Oh the Virgin Islands had to change their name
When I was through
I went to sea in search of fun and hedonism, too

So then we booked a cruise
I had nothing to lose
I was hoping for some strange
To chase away my blues

When we climbed aboard
The ship was loaded up with whores
I couldn’t wait to cum
On Jamaican shores

All along the way
I was dropping subtle hints
I told my wife to drink more wine
And freely bare her tits



I asked if she recalled
Our sex life when we were young
Then I'd point at a dude’s swimming trunks
And say “boy, he sure looks hung”

The Virgin Islands had to change their name
When I was through
I went to sea in search of fun and hedonism, too

One night at the hotel bar
I couldn't believe my luck
We met a sexy lady
Who was married to a cuck

I popped a few Viagra
A few Cialis too
And I ate dozen oysters
To fully get in the mood

That night we had a ball
I put my cock in every hole
But then 4 hours later
My cock still was quite swole

Now the doctor says “castration”
Should have stuck to masturbation
I finally got to swing
And broke my cock while on vacation

The Virgin Islands had to change their name
When I was through
I went to sea in search of fun and hedonism, too (2x)

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from New Directions, released December 26, 2020
Capt. Don River - Banjo, Background Vocals
Capt. Gar Density - Accordion, Background Vocals
Capt. Rod Chesterhills - Guitar, Lead Vocals
Ensign Lil Mack - Recorder

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Captains Of The Head Detroit, Michigan

Captains of the Head hail from Detroit. They sing rough songs about rough men, rough seas, and loose women. In the maritime folk tradition, they pay tribute to other x-rated singers such as Salty Dick, Oscar Brand, and John Valby. They are on a voyage to keep the sea shanty tradition alive, leaving no cunt unturned. ... more

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