Oh the catholic girls all say That there can be no way
For them to engage in sex before their wedding day
But girls I must convey That we all can play
For there’s another route to take if you can take a little pain

It’s the loophole I’m talking ‘bout your poophole
You can wait to pop your cherry til the night that you are married
That’s the loophole Just stick it in your poophole
You can keep your maidenhead if you use your ass instead

It’s my case that I’ll defend If disbelief you can suspend
That your body cannot be befouled if it’s in your bottom end
Just give your waist a bend Grit your teeth and then pretend
That even the Pope himself would bless you buttfucking your friends

It’s the loophole I’m talking ‘bout your poophole
You can fuck a bunch of cocks so long as you use your buttocks
That’s the loophole Just slide it in your poophole
You can keep your maidenhead if you use your ass instead

Now take it slow, don’t take fast Pump the brakes and not the gas
You’ve gotta warm that engine up or you’re headed for a crash
Let your booty just relax Add a lubrication splash
Hell, even Jesus’s mother went to town upon an ass

It’s the loophole I’m talking ‘bout your poophole
God don’t seem to care if it’s in your derrière
That’s the loophole Just shove it in your poophole
You can keep your maidenhead if you use your ass instead


What a loophole Just run it up your poophole
Baby God will understand if put it in your can
That’s the loophole Just run it up your poophole
You can keep your maidenhead if you use your ass instead

That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
A little sodomy doesn’t negate virginity
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
It’s no coinkidinky, you’ll stay clean if you get stinky
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
You can keep your virgin vows if the cum goes in your bowels
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
By the rules you can abide if you poke out your brown eye
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
If you don’t want to break the rule-o stick the boner in your culo
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
The good lord wouldn’t smite her if she used her angry spider
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
You can keep a perfect twat if you use your balloon knot
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
The pearly gates won’t shut if you’re fuckin’ in da butt
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
No reason to abstain if you’re cool with making stains
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
The sins, you won’t collect ‘em if the dick is in your rectum
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
Baby god don’t give shit if you put it where you sit
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
God would never blame us for some fucking in the anus
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
Jesus thinks it’s cool if you’re pushing in your stool
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
Heaven lets you roll in if you just fuck in the colon
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
You priest won’t give a crap if you dirty your mud flaps
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
Heaven’s waiting for your soul if you only use bunghole
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
No need to call a priest, her man is in her kiester
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
No reputation damage if you sail the windward passage
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
St. Peter’ll still allow her if just her rosebud is deflowered
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
Even if you’re orthodox you can fuck the fart box
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
You’re just gonna have to trust me you can fuck in the shit pussy
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
You’ll get into heaven’s gates, just drive the Hershey Interstate
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
Jesus won’t forsake her if she uses her log maker
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
Gods ok with chocolate so just fuck your prison wallet
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
You can make your first communion if you’re fuckin where you’re pooin’
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
You’ll still meet the great redeemer if you cause a Cleveland Steamer
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
I have to mention, by the the way, this don’t apply a if you’re a gay
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
If you went catechism fill your butthole with some jism
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
Say your prayers & genuflect then fuck a butt when you’re erect
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
Now I’m all done with rhymin’ but you still got your hymen
That’s the loophole Talkin about your poophole
You can keep your maidenhead if you use your ass instead