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Off to Sea Once More (A Trans​-​Atlantic Tale)

from New Directions by Captains of the Head

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Traditional Sea Song, Arrangement by Mark Paul

The first song ever with a sex change in the middle of it.

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After a trans-Atlantic Cruise, I went upon a spree
Me money alas I spent it fast, got drunk as drunk could be
And when me money was all gone on liquor and the whores,
I made up me mind that I was inclined to go to sea no more

No more, no more
To go to sea no more
I made up me mind that I was inclined to go to sea no more

Then I was walking down the street & I met sweet Ange-line
She said: ”come home with me, me lad, and we’ll have a fucking time”
But when I awoke after giving a poke, I found I was all alone,
My silver watch & me money too and my whole bloody cock was gone

Was gone, was gone
My whole bloody cock was gone
It was when I awoke after giving a poke, my whole bloody cock was gone

I located my cock and I staggered in shock to find crazy Doctor Brown
I asked if he could make me whole and he looked me up & down,
He said: “I’m afraid but the way you’ve been flayed, it won’t be just like before
I can hollow the spout and turn it inside out but you’ll be a man no more”

No more, no more
You’ll be a man no more
A girly you’ll be & you’ll sit down to pee, you’ll be a man no more

He laid me upon his table, my blood was running cold
He stitched away for hours on end to craft my pussy folds
And when the final stitch was set I loudly made a grunt
For I was the first lad in the world to have a lady’s cunt

A cunt, a cunt
I have lady’s cunt
Now I was the first lad in the world to have a lady’s cunt

Come all you seafaring lads that listen to me song
When you go a-big boating, boys make sure to protect your dong
You take my tip when you come off a trip don’t fuck with any whores
Settle down and be wed, keep your cock instead, then go off to sea once more

Once more, once more
Go off to sea once more
Hear my song and protect your schlong then go to sea once more


A cunt, a cunt
I have lady’s cunt
Oh I am the first lad in the world to have a lady’s cunt

credits

from New Directions, released December 26, 2020
Capt. Don River - Mandolin, Lead Vocals
Capt. Gar Density - Accordion, Background Vocals
Capt. Rod Chesterhills - Guitar
Rear Admiral Cee Starr - Lead Vocals

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Captains Of The Head Detroit, Michigan

Captains of the Head hail from Detroit. They sing rough songs about rough men, rough seas, and loose women. In the maritime folk tradition, they pay tribute to other x-rated singers such as Salty Dick, Oscar Brand, and John Valby. They are on a voyage to keep the sea shanty tradition alive, leaving no cunt unturned. ... more

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