Name: The Wreck of the Oscar Mayer
Duration: P00H02M31S
Description: Written by Mark Paul

The Wreck of the Oscar Mayer

from New Directions by Captains of the Head

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It’s a tale as old as time
The story’s yours, the story’s mine
It’s not clear if it’s the truth
But it’s the wurst one from our youth
Oh we’ve all got our own take
And brother please let me frank
Furthermore I’ll take a shot
With story that’s red-hot

This is a song about the girl from your high school…
That stuck a hot dog up’er pussy

Oh the facts are clear as mud
Did it break or was it lost?
Was it frozen, was it thawed?
Did her mom use the salad tongs?
And was she the only one
Or did 10 girls get their fun
By sticking wieners in their cunts
Instead of steaming a bun

This is a song about the girl from your high school…
That stuck a hot dog up’er pussy

Did she go to the ER?
By ambulance or by car?
Did she even miss a class?
Did they fish it out of her ass?
Was it day or was it dark?
Am I even I’m the ball park.
Did her brother scarf it down
Because she left it laying around?

This is a song about the girl from your high school…
That stuck a hot dog up’er pussy

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from New Directions, released December 26, 2020
Capt. Don River - Banjo, Lead Vocals
Capt. Gar Density - Accordion
Capt. Rod Chesterhills - Guitar

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Captains Of The Head Detroit, Michigan

Captains of the Head hail from Detroit. They sing rough songs about rough men, rough seas, and loose women. In the maritime folk tradition, they pay tribute to other x-rated singers such as Salty Dick, Oscar Brand, and John Valby. They are on a voyage to keep the sea shanty tradition alive, leaving no cunt unturned. ... more

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