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V​ó​yage à Trois

from New Directions by Captains of the Head

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Written by Dave Malosh & Mark Paul

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This is a song about vacation, a vacation without need for masturbation. About a good lookin’ man off in foreign lands, with appetite for fornication, who enjoys a good rendezvous and his tastes run a little taboo, so take off your pants, let’s have dance ‘cause this tango takes more than 2

At chateau in old Versailles,
I met a girl and a guy
We started to drink then I started to think
We should go home together that night
The wine continued to flow
And then the next thing you know
She had one in her cunt and one in her butt
That we’d loosened up with some Bordeaux

Bon voyage, Say fromage
We’re sailing into ooh la la
Ju veux te bai-ser with your friend over there
On a voyage a trois

At cafe in Gay Paree
I met Francois & Marie
We fucked for an hour, made our own Eiffel Tower
And I sucked his dick accident-ly
Now I was so confused
I’d never sucked off any dudes
But they both had small tits and hairy armpits
And acted incredibly rude

Bon voyage, Say fromage
We’re sailing into ooh la la
Ju veux te bai-ser with your friend over there
On a voyage a trois

2 Lesbians at a bar in Quebec
Offered to pick up the cheque
If with them I’d go home & give them a bone
For they suffered from wiener neglect
I was drowning in buttcheeks
Drained my balls in both Nordiques
They tapped out my dong then strapped on strap-ons
And made an Eiffel Tower of me

Bon voyage, Say fromage
We’re sailing into ooh la la
Ju veux te bai-ser with your friend over there
On a voyage a trois

Bon voyage, Say fromage
Sus my pin, je nais se qua
Ni-que ta mère
Va te faire en-cu-ler!
On a voyage a trois

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from New Directions, released December 26, 2020
Capt. Don River - Mandolin, Background Vocals
Capt. Gar Density - Accordion, Lead Vocals, Bass, Drums
Capt. Rod Chesterhills - Guitar
Rear Admiral Cee Starr - Background Vocals

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Captains Of The Head Detroit, Michigan

Captains of the Head hail from Detroit. They sing rough songs about rough men, rough seas, and loose women. In the maritime folk tradition, they pay tribute to other x-rated singers such as Salty Dick, Oscar Brand, and John Valby. They are on a voyage to keep the sea shanty tradition alive, leaving no cunt unturned. ... more

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